Long Drug Store Gets A Long Phone Call
Long Drug Store: Hello, good morning, this is Bianca
from Long Drug Store here. How may I help you?
Madonna: Listen, Long Drug Store guys! My African adopted
boy, David Banda, just swallowed 3 steroid pills I had ordered
for Guy Ritchie and that’s kind of aroused his African
instincts and he’s chasing me around the house holding
something that looks like a large stick.
Long Drug Store: I’m sorry. If Guy Ritchie is chasing
you with a large stick in his hand what can the management of
Long Drug Store do about it?
Madonna: It’s not Guy Ritchie who’s chasing
me Bianca, you idiot! It’s David Banda! It’s like
a demonic spirit has possessed him and he’s like a marauding
rhino chasing a helpless ostrich! Couldn’t you guys have
written something like “keep away from children”
on your shopping bag!
Long Drug Store: We’re sorry to hear that and we
understand your feelings. Can we ship you some tranquilizers
for David Banda and a fresh supply of steroids for Guy Ritchie?
Madonna: Hey, that’s a good idea! Why didn’t
I think of that!
Long Drug Store: Okay, tranquilizers and steroids coming
right up at your doorstep! We’ll send a complimentary
pacifier too. Enjoy!
Madonna: Chee, thanks, Long Drug Store! Meanwhile, I’ll
take care of that crazy David Banda. Byee, Bianca, doll.
We know that after reading this story you guys never ever want
to shop for your drug supplies from Long Drug Store because
they are hardcore salesmen and may take advantage of your helplessness!
Here’s an online Canadian drug store that can advise you
right and sell you cheap and honest drugs: www.daviddrugs.com.
Guys, as the site mentioned above is a Canadian online drug
store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from
them. So hit on them NOW and start saving your beautiful cash
and don’t waste time and money shopping from overpriced,
over-hyped drug stores such as Long Drug Store!
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